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Необичайно е да си собственик на запазена соц кола.
Карам Ладата на дядо ми от миналото лято, когато взех книжка. Тя е запазен екземпляр 2103 или по-популярен като 1500 (просто, защото табелката на капака на багажника гласи именно Лада 1500, обозначавайки обема на двигателя), което значи, че на външен вид го докарва – все пак 23 години в гараж и подложена на специални грижи, при не особено голямо натоварване си казват своето.
Вероятно всички си спомнят или дори и сега наблюдават типичната гледка – пред панелния блок група чичковци са се скупчили около някой разглобен Москвич или Жигула и в продължение на цяла събота и неделя правят неясно какво и неясно защо, пийвайки светла бира.
И точно тези 40-50-годишни чичковци сега ме спират най-редовно, когато съм с Ладата – един ме пита на колко хиляди е, друг дали се продава, трети – откъде да си вземе чистачки и т.н.
„Навремето това беше най-луксозния модел” – каза веднъж съседа от панелката в Младост. И в погледа му можех ясно да прочета: „По дяволите. И сега не ми трябва нищо друго. Какво не бих дал преди 15 години за такава кола. А вместо това сега карам 15 годишно смачкано Пежо... Скапана демокрация.”
Ето как Ладата се оказва необикновено средство за социализация.
Притежаването на Лада те прави „наш човек” – веднага се подразбира, че знаеш какво е жигльор, делко, компресия, че е нормално да прекараш съботата и неделята си с омазани в масло и грес ръце само за да си спестиш „унижението” да ходиш в сервиз... И разбира се, обозначава ясно, че не си от бандитите дето карат западни коли на стойност няколко процента от БВП на България.
И ако не сте сигурни какво точно е усещането, то бих могъл да предположа, че е доста близко до това да се ожениш за някоя от личните моми в селото.
И понеже не съм много общителен, цялото това внимание ме удивява и забавлява искрено. Всъщност е повод за доста положителни емоции в иначе преобладаващо монотонното ежедневие.
Aug 3, 2005
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3 Aug 2005, 20:08 | Боби казва...
Чичка, ако не беше такъв темерут (цитирам Петьо) и си отваряше устата не само да се прозееш, а и да кажеш някоя приказка в компания, нямаше да имаш нужда от возило на твоята възраст, за да се социализираш (усетете двуякия смисъл)!
Нашия бивш шофер Теодор казва така - да идем на море значи две седмици първо да лежим под москвичу. а га идем - още две седмици лежим под него, па да моем да се върнем. и добре ми е - нема до жената на плажа да лежим - срам ме е!
За хора като него (и явно теб) старата кола е привилегия, социален плюс и приобщителен фактор към клуба на недоволните от живота чички с бирени шкембета, дето цъкат цял ден белот пред блока. Подозирам, че и Петьо скоро ще стане такъв.
Обаче това не е нормално, да знаеш! :)))
4 Aug 2005, 12:08 | HowBizarre казва...
Леле Жоре...
Толкова запазена Лада не съм виждал от репортажа на ОРТ за "Лада Сафари"... :о)
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Нека ви. Именно с тази лимузина се извозихме на миналогодишните уеб награди. Познайте колко горд се почувствах. "Кой е тоя?" "Не знам, ама Г.Вар му е шофьора!". Колата е много готина, с удоволствие да изпиеш една леденика подпрян на гумата и, подритващ крика по намацания с грес асфалт... Ех.
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